Britney Driving Again Yall

Britney Spears gets to drive again thanks to her dad
Jamie. I guess Brit has been doing good or whatever
so he let her drive around the neighborhood. Give me a
fucking break! Drive around the neighborhood! If I were
Britney, I would ride off for 30 days & nights on their asses!

Brit Makes Her Debut

Britney dines out @ Dominicks last night rocking
a clean weave. I guess she celebrated her debut on
How I Met Your Mother! I heard she did really well
& thats great Brit! Keep up the good work! About damn
time chick! SOURCE:dlisted

Britney Treated Like A Prisoner

Britney says she is bored as hell & that she hates her life
as OK! magazine reports. She says that she feels like a damn
prisoner in her own house! Her father recently grounded the
popwreck & all she can do is text her friends! WTF! grounded?
I know she is a fucking trainwreck but that is pushing it [...]

Brit Shows Her Ass(No Pun Intended)

Britney Spears shops for shoes @ ‘Off Broadway Shoe Warehouse’
the other day.She also managed to show a little ass cheek in her daisy
dukes. Still, she probably forgot to wear draws! Please tell me what the
hell she has around her neck! Never mind, its probably part of the leash
her daddy has her ass on!  Source: [...]

Is Brit Hiding Something

Britney leaves dance practice looking like a damn
country bumpkin with a beer belly that she kept hiding!
Maybe she is preggers for real!

Brit ain’t The One

A Brazilian news reporter tries to give Brit a gift & her bodyguard
wasn’t having that sh*t,so he started screaming @ everyone & Brit yells
out to him, “will you shut the fuck up”,you are screaming in my ear! Don’t
f*ck with Brit when shes got her hand wrapped around a damn Frapp!

Look! ‘No Draws’ Yall

Britney shows us her Va-Jay-Jay  once again. I think that
when she gets dressed everyday she thinks that she is getting
undressed forgetting all about her draws! Please cover that cooch
up whore before we go blind! Warning:IF YOU HAVE A WEAK
STOMACH THEN DONT LOOK

Brit Forgot Her Panties

 
Britney never fails to disappoint us. She went out for sushi last night
& forgot to cover her snatch again! How in the hell can you go to eat
sushi without draws on not knowing if you are smelling your own ass!
Britney look whore, just get a tattoo to cover your puss & then we won’t
have to [...]

Dining with Daddy

  Britney goes to dinner with her dad @ Social last
night.Wow! she finally fixed that raggedy ass weave
she’s rocking! Maybe she thought she was going to
Rite-Aid!

Brit wants to talk to Arnold

Britney on her way to the dance studio with a dog on her face.
(No Pun Intended) Brit says her civil rights has been violated
& she wants to talk with Governor Arnold Schwartzenegger about
it. She wants to know why she can’t get an attorney! Now you know
that you are f*cked when you are rich & cannot [...]