BIG BROWN WINS THE KENTUCKY DERBY

HOEDI HEIDI MONTAG & SPENCER PRATT HIT UP THE KENTUCKY DERBY YESTERDAY
IN LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY WHERE BIB BROWN CRUISED TO VICTORY. CHELSEA
FUGG FACE CLINTON WAS ALSO IN TOW. I DON’T KNOW WHO LOOKS MORE LIKE
BIG BROWN, HEIDI OR CHELSEA, OR BOTH!
AP/ PHOTOS

DOUCHE BAG 1 & 2

HEIDI MONTAG & SPENCER PRATT HIT NYC TO APPEAR ON THE DAVID LETTERMAN
SHOW ROCKING A HIDEOUS DRESS . I WOULDN’T EVEN WEAR THAT SHIT TO BED!
SIT YOUR ASSES DOWN NOW!

PROUD TO BE HO’MERICANS

DOUCHEBAG 1 & 2 VISITS WASHINGTON FOR THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS
ASSOCIATION DINNER ROCKING THE SAME DAMN OUTFIT THAT SHE WORE LAST WEEK
TO PROMOTE HER SLUT LINE OF CLOTHING @ KITSON! TYPICAL WHORE BEHAVIOR!

HEIDI IS HIDEOUS

HEIDI MONTAG UNLEASHES HER HOOKER LINE TODAY @ KITSON
ON ROBERTSON BLVD IN LA, DESPITE THE POOR REVIEWS. I AM NOT
FEELING THE CHLOE SHOES @ ALL WITH THAT GD DRESS! SIT YOUR
ASS DOWN HEIDI DAMMIT!
PHOTOS: JUSTJARED

ROW- ROW- ROW YOUR WHORE

HEIDI MONTAG & HER TWIN (THE HORSE) HANG OUT IN NYC WITH HER
LOSER MANPIECE SPENCER PRATT. HEY SPENCER, YOU SHOULD BE FEEDING
THAT CARROT TO YOUR GIRL HEIDI BECAUSE SHE’S THE REAL HORSE!

A PIMP & HIS WHORE

REALITY WHORE HEIDI MONTAG & HER DOUCHE BAG MANPIECE SPENCER
PRATT HIT THE STREETS OF NYC, & VISITED TRL ON MONDAY. SHE WAS
PROBABLY PROMOTING HER HOOKER CLOTHING LINE IN THE PROCESS!
SPENCER IS ONLY USING HER DUMB ASS TO MAKE MONEY! DUMB SLUT!

HIDEOUS MONTAG LAUNCHES SKANKWEAR

LAST NIGHT @ THE HOLLYWOOD & HIGHLAND CENTER, HEIDI
LAUNCHED HER NEW HOOKER LINE, HEIDIWOOD FOR ANCHOR
BLUE. WHO IN THE HELL WANTS TO WEAR ANYTHING THIS SLUT
IS A PART OF!!

“THIS IS GOING TO BE ONE TRASHY ASS CLOTHING LINE & SHOULD BE
@ YOUR LOCAL WAL-MART”!

Who Gives A Sh*t!

The ‘Hills’ Heidi Montag endorses Republican John McCain for
President, & I say hoe, sit down! Why doesn’t she endorse body
condoms & maybe she will put one because she is a walking STD!

Karma Is A B*tch

This lets you know how well Britney Spears is
doing when this whore ends up on the cover of a

damn magazine! I’m glad she got played because
LC tried to warn her ass about Spencer Pratt’s no
good sorry ass. It’s called Karma B*tch!