TAKE OFF THEM DAMN BOOTS PLEASSSSE!!!!!

BRITNEY SPEARS GOES OUT TO DINNER @ SUR RESTAURANT WEARING THOSE
F*CKING WORE OUT COWBOY BOOTS! I GUESS SHE WANTED TO LOOK LIKE A COW
SINCE SHE HAD ON HER COWBOY BOOTS! THAT DRESS IS FUGG! I HOPE K-FED & THE
BOYS BUY HER A NEW PAIR OF BOOTS FOR MOTHERS DAY! IF THEY DON’T I WILL!! I
WON’T [...]

BRITNEY BRITNEY BRITNEY IS ALL I CAN SAY

BRITNEY SPEARS LEAVES THE BALLYS GYM WITH HER RADIOHEAD
CD IN HER HAND ROCKING A RAGGEDY ASS WEAVE! STOP DRINKING
THAT PURIFIED WATER BRIT & GET SOME REAL SPRING WATER!

IF YOU SAY SO STAR!

BRITNEY SPEARS COVERS THE STAR MAGAZINE’S MAY ISSUE WEARING
HER HEART ON HER ASS! TO ME IT LOOKS LIKE HER NEW FRAPPACHEETO
BODY BECAUSE IF YOU REMOVE THE SHADE SPOTS ON THAT PHOTO, YOU
WILL SEE THE REAL BIKINI BODY!

BRIT GETS FIT

BRITNEY SPEARS HITS THE GYM AGAIN @ BALLYS  TO WORK OFF
THE CHEETOS & FRAPPS! UM, SHE MIGHT WANNA HIT THAT BABY
TWICE A DAY FOR THAT MATTER!

BRITNEY LANDS ANOTHER EPISODE

BRITNEY SPEARS WILL APPEAR ON ANOTHER EPISODE OF
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER IF YOU GIVE A DAMN! I THINK
THATS THE PERFECT JOB FOR BRIT, ACTING, BECAUSE SHE
HAS A MILLION DAMN PERSONALITIES & IS MULTILINGUAL
AS HELL!

BRIT LOVES STAINED SHIRTS

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH BRITNEY? CAN SHE GO ONE DAMN DAY
WITHOUT GETTING A STAIN ON HER SHIRT! I DON’T THINK SO, BECAUSE IN ALL
OF HER PHOTOS, SHE HAS A STAIN SOMEWHERE, IN HER SHIRT, IN HER JEANS, IN
HER DRESS! ARE THOSE JIZZ STAINS OR WHAT BRIT? ANYWAY, BRIT IS SPOTTED ON
HER WAY [...]

BRITNEY GOES TO THE GYM

BRIT HITS THE GYM & RECORDING STUDIO TODAY & IS IN TALKS
WITH BALLYS FITNESS TO BE THEIR NEW FACE& BODY. I THINK THEY
BETTER GET A CLOSER LOOK @ HER MID-SECTION & THE CELLULITE
ON HER ASS! ALMOST EVERY TIME YOU SEE BRIT, SHE IS GOING OUT TO
DINNER! SHE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO COOK HEALTHY & [...]

BRITNEY AIN’T PLAYING YALL

BRITNEY SPEARS COVERS THE NEW ISSUE OF OK! MAGAZINE
& SAYS THAT SHE WILL GET HER KIDS BACK & NOTHING WILL
STOP HER! IF SHE DOESN’T STAY FROM BEHIND THE WHEEL &
STOP CRACSHING HER DAMN CAR, THEN IT MAY BE HARDER
THANK SHE THINKS! HERES BRIT IN CULVERT CITY,CA ITTING
UP THE GYM.

BRITNEY CRASHES HER BENZ

BRITNEY SPEARS TRIGGERED A 3 CAR PILE UP ON SATURDAY NIGHT
WHEN SHE HIT THE CAR IN FRONT OF HER WHILE PUTTING ON HER
MAKE-UP. THE (CHP) CALIFORNIA HIGHWAY PATROL GAVE BRIT A
FIELD SOBRIETY TEST WHICH BROUGHT BACK NEGATIVE RESULTS.
NO ONE WAS INJURED OR CITED @ THE SCENE OF THE ACCIDENT.

I SEE BRITNEY IS RAPIDLY BECOMING [...]

IS BRITNEY GOING BACK TO HER OLD WAYS

HAS BRITNEY RELAPSED? WITH MORE LIES & DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR,
IN TOUCH REPORTS THAT HER ERRATIC LIFESTYLE IS BACK & MESSIER
THAN EVER! SO IF THIS IS TRUE, THEN WHAT HAPPENED TO PUT HER
BACK IN THAT STATE OF MIND! IS IT THE NEW PHOTOS OF HER EX MAN
TOY ADNAN GHALIB & KATHY GRIFFIN THAT HAS HER UPSET? WELL [...]